Mr.Weintraub’s Grocery Store

Lyrics by Eileen Bluestone Sherman

Music by Gail C. Bluestone

Arranged by Ricky Persaud, Jr. 

PEACHES AND PLUMS  OVER THERE
CUCUMBERS AND CARROTS RIGHT HERE

CANTALOUPES. LOOK IN AISLE TWO.
RIGHT BESIDE THAT GORGEOUS HONEYDEW.
HOW ABOUT ONIONS FOR THAT STEW?
WE’VE GOT ‘EM SURE AND SO MUCH MORE HERE AT WEINTRAUB’S GROCERY STORE

GROCERY STORE
GROCERY STORE
GROCERY STORE
GROCERY STORE

PRETZELS AND PEANUTS ON TOP
IN HOUSEWARES YOU’LL FIND A KITCHEN MOP

ARE WATERMELONS ON YOUR SHOPPING LIST?
DID YOU WANT TO SEE THE PASTA IN A TWIST?

LET ME HELP YOU FIND THE NUTMEG, I INSIST
AND CAKES GALORE LET’S GO EXPLORE HERE AT
WEINTRAUB’S GROCERY STORE

SWEPT THE FLOOR; WIPED THE DOOR. CORN’S ON SALE.
ADD THREE MORE.

TRY SOME CHEESE IF YOU PLEASE
DON’T PASS UP THE GARDEN PEAS
OR OUR NEW IMPORTED TEAS

DON’T LEAVE BEFORE YOU TAKE A TOUR OF
MR. WEINTRAUB’S GROCERY STORE
GROCERY STORE
GROCERY STORE
GROCERY STORE
GROCERY STORE

OLIVES? WE SELL GREEN OR BLACK.
MAKE SURE NO EGGS ARE EVER CRACKED.

IF ANYTHING IS MISSING, PLEASE DON’T FRET 

LIKE SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS IN A SET

PAPRIKA OR BASIL? YOU CAN BET

AT MR. WEINTRAUB’S GROCERY STORE
IT’S NOT A CHORE.  WE’LL ORDER MORE

OOOH

NEED TO FEED THAT DOG OR CAT?
NEED ANCHOVIES, ROUND OR FLAT?
OR NEED A PLACE TO COME AND CHAT?
WE SAY AGAIN, COME IN MY FRIEND. AT WEINTRAUB’S STORE
WE CLOSE AT 10. 

DING DONG DING DONG

LOOK AT THAT STACK. WE’VE GOT MORE IN THE BACK. SALTY OR  SWEET.  (AHHH)  THIS PLACE YOU CAN’T BEAT.

AT MR. WEINTRAUB’S
MR. WEINTRAUB’S
MR. WEINTRAUB’S
THANK YOU.  THIS WAY.
HAVE A GOOD DAY.